just another day in the life...

sorry to disappoint everyone by not writing yesterday.  i was busy helping my teacher from school run sound in the vista all day.  talk about being worn out and sore...oh and did i mention COLD?!  thank god for the guy with the fire in a barrel or i would probably still be frozen!  oh well it was fun and a great learning experience for my future career regardless of which path i choose (recording engineer or live sound engineer).  i have some short random thoughts today because honestly i just don't feel like writing long paragraphs :)

• first on my list for today is fake people.  you suck at being alive!  the end.

• next up is these occupy columbia fools...marching all up and down the street during the middle of the  concert last night.  what a bunch of idiots...they don't even know what they're protesting!  they're just trying to make noise and stand out.  i understand life isn't perfect...mine isn't either...but instead of marching around like fools with signs yelling at people, go make a difference!  better yet start with trying to make yourself a better person instead of being a cancer to society.  

• grocery shopping...this is the part where i make fun of myself for today.  i hate going to the store because i always forget why i'm going.  they have this magical power to make you hungry when you go in there so everything that looks good you want to buy.  i went for one thing last night...MILK!  what did i not get?  MILK!  i managed to spend $65 on everything but milk...the one thing i went for.  who's a dumbass?!  THIS GUY!

• one thing that really gets my goat is people with shitty personalities.  just because you don't know how to let people in, be friendly, or hate your life doesn't mean that, because i am friendly, i'm weird. did you ever stop to think you're the asshole that is causing problems?  i like to talk a lot...so what?  if you don't then maybe its time you stop being a dick and try to have a conversation.  you're the ones that are going to be miserable the rest of your lives..not me!  years down the road you're still going to hate yourself and my happy ass isn't even going to remember your name. 

• last thing...seems my blogging has become a joke for some of you.  "why don't you blog about it" or whatever else has been said "blog on that" blah blah...fuck you.  no one asked for your smartass comments.  friends are supposed to support each other, not bring them down...and people want to call ME negative?  here's the thing...if you can be intelligent and have a disagreement i'll discuss it with you, but if you're just going to be a dick head then i could really care less what you have to say.  don't get mad at me because i actually have the balls to call people out and you don't.  if this is how i choose to express myself then who are you to judge?  i could give a shit what most of you think about me...there are a select few that i'd be upset if i offended and i think most of you know who you are.  that doesn't mean i don't care about the rest of you.  it just means i don't care what you think about me or my writing.

guess thats enough for one day.  no real solid topic here...i have a headache so thinking too hard wasn't really an option right now.  i guess today was be a condescending asshole to assholes day...excluding my trip to bi-lo last night of course!  don't forget to subscribe and VOTE **3 votes out of 450+ viewers isn't what i'd call cooperation**.  have a wonderful and safe weekend everyone!

cheerz

-b

i wish we could make being a douche bag illegal.

happy hump day everyone!  hope you're all having a pleasant day so far...i know i am or was until these storms popped up.  oh well...hope everyone stays safe!

• anyway i just want to start off by saying if you're one of those dudes with a tough guy attitude...please check it at the door when it comes to talking to me.  this includes face to face or facebook whatever...and stop telling me you'll "whip my ass"...no you won't, you'll just talk about it incessantly every time you see me.  it doesn't impress me in the least little bit.  you being smaller than i am (because guys my size don't need to talk trash to boost our confidence) and trying to look hard really just makes you look like a dick.  why even try?  people like you should really have their asses beaten on a weekly basis until you stop acting like a redneck. your big bad truck or your tricked out honda civic doesn't give you superman powers either...you're just a little boy trying to prove himself...give it up, it doesn't work.

• i wanna tackle another touch subject...and a very sensitive one as well...racism.  now being from the south racism is prominent everywhere and everyone knows someone or IS someone who is a complete asshole racist.  i am an equal opportunity hater.  if you're white and you're a douche bag i won't like you...if you're black and you're a douche bag...again, i won't like you.  hispanic, asian...whatever...don't be a tool and you're okay by me.  that being said there is some definite ignorance in white and black communities especially.  families grow up being taught one way or another and instead of making progress in our relationships with one another we seem to be going in reverse.  take that obama guy for instance...i don't dislike him because he's black.  that has absolutely nothing to do with it.  in fact i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our country where we can have a black president.  i dislike him because i think he sucks at his job and i think with the approval rating he has most americans agree with me.  anyway, i'll never forget talking to a former coworker about the upcoming 2008 election and after telling her i had no intentions on voting for obama, she looked me square the eye and said "you're just not voting for him because he's black!  i know it!".  i've never wanted to strike someone so bad in my life.  i thought "how ignorant can you possibly be?".  here's the thing...we all have our fun with one another but when it comes down to it we're all equal folks...no one is better than someone else because of skin color.  if you're gonna look down on someone look down on idiots that make the negative stereotypes of any race true.  the hood rat thugs, the white trash, and whatever other stereotypes suck at life.  don't hate someone for being a different color than you are.  thats just being a simpleminded fool.

• i guess thats about enough for one day.  even though the above paragraph was a fairly positive spin on trying to change one of our biggest shortcomings as a society, i'd also like to include another life lesson.  if someone is being hateful, do your best to walk away from the situation.  i know i sound like a hypocrite saying that since i tend to get in a lot of arguments myself, but don't be like me.  do your best to walk away and diffuse a nasty situation before it gets started...this includes fighting, arguments, talking trash on facebook or text, or whatever else the situation may be!  you never want to find yourself in any danger due to someone's lack of decorum.  so instead of typing up a nasty status message or bashing someones face on the bar...take a step back and think...what is this going to solve?

hope you all enjoy this!  thanks for reading and please vote on my poll and subscribe! :)

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i really thought about just talking a whole bunch of shit about duke fans but whats the point?  i'm starting to think they enjoy it so i'm not going to give them the pleasure...

instead i will talk about college sports a little bit...as annoyed as i am right now with the ignorance of some people, i will say that passion is what makes college sports so much better than pro sports.  these big college football rivalries like Texas - Oklahoma, Michigan - OSU, and Florida - UGA usually only happen once a year... twice on very rare occasions and to sellout crowds usually exceeding 90,000 people is what makes them so special.  college bball is a little different because they play more often and to smaller crowds but still have some great rivalries (Duke - UNC, Georgetown - Villanova, Kansas - KState, etc...) that usually aren't watered down even after playing 2 or 3 times a year.  the thing that keeps them so big is no one wants your team to lose to a friend's team...ever!  i get so mad when USC loses to clemson in any sport because i have friends that went there, or that are just fans and the never ending barrage of shit that comes from their mouths is sometimes almost unbearable!  same with Duke - UNC bball and Michigan - OSU football...granted i don't know a lot of ohio st fans but i still get a lot of crap from the few i know.  i'm not usually one to drag things out...if i do make a comment its one comment then i'm done with it...some people just don't know when to quit which usually winds up in me lashing out at them which is never good.  as much as it annoys me to hear trash talk its what makes college sports so special and its why everyone loves it so much.




next lesson today children...please learn to use you, your, and you're and also to, too, and two!  this drives me absolutely crazy...nothing says "i'm a dumbass" faster than not getting this simple little nugget of knowledge!  everyone is guilty at some point of using poor grammar but this is basic english people...its not hard!!

***you = you    your = your (possession)    you're = you are

***to = i'm going to do something or i'm going to mexico   too = also - or can be used as in "too many"   two = 2

there are plenty more and thats why the english language is supposedly the hardest to learn but this stuff was covered in elementary school...i know that was a lot of weed and thousands of cans of beer ago for most of you but some of you have even managed to graduate college with this lack of knowledge.  which brings me to something else...just because you have a piece of paper that says you paid $50,000+ to go to school doesn't mean you're smarter than i am.  a few of you are...most of you aren't...but who the hell are any of you to try and look down at me for my lack of "education"?




one last thing for the day...i know a lot of you think i'm just this awful negative "i hate my life" type of person but i'm not...most of you on the other hand with your "ughhh i hate mondays" and "ahhh i can't wait till friday" and "ughh is it the weekend yet?" must be real fun folks during the week.  if you only look forward to friday...what does that leave you for the rest of the week?  nothing?  do you only live 52 days out of the year?  make the best out of every day and you'll be much happier, live longer, and much more pleasant to be around!  thats my positive influence attempt for the day...hope it helps...even if its just one person!


cheerz,
-b

and guess what...you don't know what you're talking about

• Jeremy Garner anybody feeling sorry for joe is just ignorant and guess what he was an overrated coach anyway

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  Brandon Smith 

  gah...and all this time i thought i was intelligent...i guess i'm just an ignorant hick...damn! thats the last time i ever read about what really happened instead of just listening to the media railroad paterno...
  
  oh and fyi Jeremy...he hasn't really been the head coach there in a couple years...he was just more of a figurehead like bobby bowden was at FSU 2 years ago...his assistants did most of the job...and i hardly find multiple national championships overrated

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  Jeremy Garner 

  so his assistants suck too then? his last national title was 86 so in 25 years hes done .... what exactly? if you still think joe pas a good coach you probably also still think notre dame is a great program. things change, joe didnt, and the game left him behind. but thats fine cuz you got his back if he wants to employ child molesters AND lose tons of games thats fine with you. if MY son was at psu, theyd have to lock me up to keep me away from him and sandusky and the school prez and all of em

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  Brandon Smith 

  notre dame sucks and psu has been consistently pretty good the past several years...who is your team? you sound like a tar heel fan...and where in there exactly did i say he was still a good coach? also until this bs started and the loss to nebraska psu was #12 in the bcs and well on their way to winning their division in the big 10...and if you haven't noticed there are some other really good teams and coaches out there winning championships...i never said he was the best but saying he's overrated considering his entire body of work is well..."ignorant"

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  Jeremy Garner 

  well your right hes a great coach. i mean we all know its Ws that matter. allowing a man to continue to be your coach after hes been charged with 40 FORTY FORTY FORTY counts of sexual abuse, thats fine as long as you win. if i was a lawyer my defense would always be "but my client is a great football player" and everybody would forgive them of everything. just ask oj, reggie bush, mike vick, big ben, ohio state, miami, unc, ray lewis, the list goes on. if somebody even hinted he was molesting kids he should have been fired, but joe let it go for fifteen years. he should be kicked out of the hall of fame

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  Brandon Smith 

  ‎15 years? paterno wasn't informed by mcquery of what he saw until '02 and last i checked that wasn't 15 years ago...and did you miss that part where psu police were informed by paterno's boss???? did you also miss the part where JOE PATERNO DIDN'T RAPE ANYONE? why don't you bitch about sandusky...thats really the only argument you could have that'd make any sense...and your list of "offenders" doesn't make any sense either...you have everything from murderers to some kids that sold stuff they shouldn't (OSU) and took money they shouldn't (BUSH) breaking ncaa rules, not THE LAW... those things aren't exactly related to this incident at all? sounds to me like you don't have any basis for an argument so you're trying to throw other things in that don't even have any relevance

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  Jeremy Garner cool well let joe pa coach your sons middle school team if hes such a saint. im done with the convo. raping little boys is cool im sorry i thought it wasnt

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  Jeremy Garner oh and for anybody else out there, dont be like joe pa, if you see anything like this happening or hear its happening go to the police yourself and see to it that it stops

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  Brandon Smith yes because thats exactly what i said...

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  Jeremy Garner its cool man youre obviously some kind of scholar and your intelligence cant be matched by anyone so im just going to say youre right you win youre a genius. congrats man! you win! have a nice life goodbyeee

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  Brandon Smith thanks! i do like to think i'm pretty intelligent...i guess i'd give up too if i wasn't making any sense

Joe Pa and Douchebags

okay i just couldn't wait any longer...i wanted to try and let everyone have a chance to read the first posting but i can't hold it any longer.  this whole Penn St scandal is really getting on my damn nerves...look guys i'm not saying paterno was blind to the whole situation...he had to have realized nothing was getting done but to make him look worse than sandusky is just ignorant.  everyone is losing focus on the real asshole here Jerry Sandusky. i'm trying to be objective with all of this and everyone just blindly stating joe pa is this "evil monster boogie man" is just ignorant.  i agree not all was done to help avoid another situation but i'm just fed up with the fact that everyone is placing blame on paterno for this like he was the one raping kids or "he might as well have been"...uh no...its the media telling the rest of you sheep what to think...learn to think for yourselves and i guarantee that you'll be a much better person and it might even make you look smarter!  all i'm saying is on the list of people who should be punched in the face for letting this happen...joe paterno is dead last!  a friend of mine also thinks that this whole scandal is about to get worse..and i agree with her...not saying this is definitely going to happen but don't be surprised if some really crazy stuff comes out!

now that that's all out of the way...here's what i planned on writing about today!  DOUCHEBAGS...aka Alpha males.  let me tell you why i have a problem with these fools. i can not for the life of me understand why the majority (not all) of these alpha males who are supposed to be leaders and supremely confident individuals spend the majority of their time trying to CONVINCE everyone how awesome they are? if you're such a badass then people should just recognize that right? apparently not...so instead of just being the strong silent type you're out there with this "oooh look at me i need attention" or "look how awesome i am" attitude instead of just being cool about it. to tell you the truth i think you're all a bunch of pussies with self confidence problems and you should prob get that checked out...take a pill or something and quit aggravating the hell out of me and bumping into me at bars before i knock one of you out and give you a reality check.

now that those douchebags are out of the way heres another group...wannabe celebrities!  ladies (and some guys) who frequent or just live for the club scene...you are not famous...none of you are so stop acting like it!  i don't know anyone famous and chances are most of you don't either...no one cares about you getting all "g'ed" up and going downtown and then posting it all over facebook, twitter, and whatever other social media you can find to make believe you're on TMZ...sure its fun once in awhile...but dropping $50-100 every weekend drinking is just ridiculous.  there are plenty of other things to do than going out to the epicenter every weekend!  here's a list of things i would enjoy more than going out to "da clubbb" 3-4 times a week: slicing my carotid artery, shooting myself in the knee, hanging out with richard simmons, watching nerds play call of duty for 72 hours straight, and finally playing human frogger.  i'm not saying don't have fun...but get a grip on your lives...no one gives a shit who you think you are i promise you!

thats all for day 2...hope you all enjoy reading as much as i did writing!  i may do another tonight...who knows?!  i find this to be very therapeutic!

you've been warned...

i never thought i'd be the one to start a blog, but some friends of mine talked me into it...so lets see how it goes.

a lot of folks mistake my sarcastic humor for negativity...i've heard it for a long long time and i'd just like to clear the air here for many of you who don't realize.. i may make jokes about myself but it doesn't mean i sit home and cry about my problems...if i joke about my weight its just for a laugh...i'm unhealthy but i don't really feel bad about myself...i'll take care of that on my own i don't need your encouragement!  or if i say "damn i'm dumb" don't say "you're not dumb, don't talk bad about yourself" i know i'm not dumb, in fact chances are i'm much more intelligent than you are...its just my humor...i enjoy comedy like that and thats just my personality.  that doesn't mean that i'm negative!  I'M JUST REALISTIC!!!

first issue of the day...Panthers fans!  people shut up about the panthers losing...as i said on facebook earlier they're not that good.  most of the people complaining are women (and some men) whom most know dick about football...look folks i know that you think just because we have a couple of guys on the team making millions of dollars that we should be winning the super bowl every year but thats just not how it goes...we've barely had anyone make the pro bowl the last few seasons and its not looking so hot this year either. that being said we're doing something called rebuilding...let me break it down...okay so people get old and retire, people get more $$$ and leave, and people get traded...oh and did i forget injuries?!  those happen too ya know?  how do we replace them you ask?  we get new players...some of which might not be as good as the ones that left or got hurt...we are not the steelers or another team that consistently has this "magic" formula...if you don't like how the team is run then talk shit about jerry richardson not the players.  to suggest these guys don't care about winning is asinine...if thats what you think you should stop watching football.

issue # 2...ladies nothing screams "i'm jealous because she's hotter than i am" more than talking shit about a girl you've never met.  hearing "oh my gahh she's such a fill in the blank" when you're talking about a girl that is hotter than you is normally a sign that you're extremely jealous and thats okay it happens to the best of us...but its quite unattractive and very annoying.  if you have a valid comment thats cool...but if your comment carries no reasonable basis then just shut up and keep it to yourself instead of looking like a fool.  nothing irks a guy more when he's thinking "wow she's hot" than "omg look at that slut over there"...that is partly why i don't even like to go out anymore.  act like you've been there before...you're not 18 and this is not high school...

i think thats enough for one day...hopefully i've pissed at least 1 person off by doing this...its what i live for!  check back for more tomorrow