you've been warned...

i never thought i'd be the one to start a blog, but some friends of mine talked me into it...so lets see how it goes.

a lot of folks mistake my sarcastic humor for negativity...i've heard it for a long long time and i'd just like to clear the air here for many of you who don't realize.. i may make jokes about myself but it doesn't mean i sit home and cry about my problems...if i joke about my weight its just for a laugh...i'm unhealthy but i don't really feel bad about myself...i'll take care of that on my own i don't need your encouragement!  or if i say "damn i'm dumb" don't say "you're not dumb, don't talk bad about yourself" i know i'm not dumb, in fact chances are i'm much more intelligent than you are...its just my humor...i enjoy comedy like that and thats just my personality.  that doesn't mean that i'm negative!  I'M JUST REALISTIC!!!

first issue of the day...Panthers fans!  people shut up about the panthers losing...as i said on facebook earlier they're not that good.  most of the people complaining are women (and some men) whom most know dick about football...look folks i know that you think just because we have a couple of guys on the team making millions of dollars that we should be winning the super bowl every year but thats just not how it goes...we've barely had anyone make the pro bowl the last few seasons and its not looking so hot this year either. that being said we're doing something called rebuilding...let me break it down...okay so people get old and retire, people get more $$$ and leave, and people get traded...oh and did i forget injuries?!  those happen too ya know?  how do we replace them you ask?  we get new players...some of which might not be as good as the ones that left or got hurt...we are not the steelers or another team that consistently has this "magic" formula...if you don't like how the team is run then talk shit about jerry richardson not the players.  to suggest these guys don't care about winning is asinine...if thats what you think you should stop watching football.

issue # 2...ladies nothing screams "i'm jealous because she's hotter than i am" more than talking shit about a girl you've never met.  hearing "oh my gahh she's such a fill in the blank" when you're talking about a girl that is hotter than you is normally a sign that you're extremely jealous and thats okay it happens to the best of us...but its quite unattractive and very annoying.  if you have a valid comment thats cool...but if your comment carries no reasonable basis then just shut up and keep it to yourself instead of looking like a fool.  nothing irks a guy more when he's thinking "wow she's hot" than "omg look at that slut over there"...that is partly why i don't even like to go out anymore.  act like you've been there before...you're not 18 and this is not high school...

i think thats enough for one day...hopefully i've pissed at least 1 person off by doing this...its what i live for!  check back for more tomorrow